We saw an interesting tattoo on a woman over the weekend (yes, at the library). It was on her upper arm.
"I have the pussy so I'm the boss."
Anyone else see interesting tattoos lately?
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March 13, 2006, 21:49
Kalleh
Oh...here I go again with my literalism or my density or something. I only read the title here as "Tattoos," so when I read it, I thought you meant that you have a cat so you are the boss. Then I saw your parentheses in the subject and figured it out.
March 14, 2006, 05:13
saranita
A friend saw (also in Columbus) recently a young man in a grocery store wearing a t-shirt that said that...ummmmm...how shall I...that because of what he had, he is the boss. Equally offensive, I would say.
March 14, 2006, 05:17
Caterwauller
I wonder if they're a couple?
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March 14, 2006, 06:30
arnie
At least the man only wears it on some days; the woman seen by CW has it indelibly written on her arm!
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
March 14, 2006, 07:37
zmježd
I thought you meant that you have a cat so you are the boss.
It has been my observation that people who own cats are usually ruled by them.
—Ceci n'est pas un seing.
March 14, 2006, 18:27
<Asa Lovejoy>
quote:
It has been my observation that people who own cats are usually ruled by them.
Sunflower's cats try to think that way, BUT, they know who feeds them, and s/he who controls the grub rules!
March 14, 2006, 18:34
tinman
Cats aren't dumb. They'll let you think you're the boss when it benefits their needs.
Tinman
March 14, 2006, 20:29
Kalleh
No doubt about it; cats are the boss. Our cat gives our dog a sneer and then parades over to her food and starts eating. The dog? She just looks all whiney. Yet, the dog is probably about 4 times as big as the cat.
Scroll to the bottom for the posting and then you will realise, as do most men, why women are in charge.
Richard English
March 16, 2006, 01:07
Erik Johansen
Who was it who said that "A cat will tolerate humans only until someone invents a can opener that can be operated by paws"?
March 17, 2006, 08:19
Richard English
Am I the only one who believes that felines have nothing at all to do with this tattoo?
Richard English
March 17, 2006, 10:28
arnie
A man without a wife is incomplete. Then he's finished.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
March 17, 2006, 12:07
zmježd
a wife
"Behind every great woman is a fish riding a bicycle."
[De Selby. De æribus schvvartis]
—Ceci n'est pas un seing.
March 17, 2006, 15:40
Erik Johansen
quote:
Originally posted by Richard English: Am I the only one who believes that felines have nothing at all to do with this tattoo?
Are you seriously telling me 'pussy' doesn't refer to cats??
March 17, 2006, 19:20
Caterwauller
*rolls eyes*
RE - on this one, you and I agree. Nothing to do with cats.
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March 17, 2006, 21:15
Kalleh
quote:
Am I the only one who believes that felines have nothing at all to do with this tattoo?
Did anyone bother to read my post above, right under CW's opening post? Geez! Nobody is thinking this is about felines; we just got off-subject, which is highly unlike us of course.
March 18, 2006, 03:41
Richard English
quote:
Did anyone bother to read my post above
I read it - I just wondered whether anyone else did ;-)
Richard English
March 18, 2006, 03:43
Richard English
A slight digression:
Please punctuate the following sentence:
A woman without her man is lost
Richard English
March 18, 2006, 05:57
BobHale
I know, of course, the two common ways to punctuate this to give opposite meanings but have you considered the slightly more Shakespearean possibility of a lady arriving unexpectedly and lacking a servant?
A woman without! Her man is lost.This message has been edited. Last edited by: BobHale,
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March 18, 2006, 07:55
<Asa Lovejoy>
quote:
A woman without! Her man is lost.
Shakespeare, huh? Well, McBeth's wife hollered, "Unsex me," and we know where following her lead led McBeth! He landed right on his McDuff!
March 18, 2006, 19:16
Kalleh
A woman...without her, man is lost.
March 18, 2006, 20:02
<Asa Lovejoy>
Nah, it's punctuated right with no punctuation, but the last word is spelled wrong. It's "A woman without a man is lust."
March 21, 2006, 14:16
pearce
No! A woman without; her man[hood] is lost. It clearly refers to a trans-sexual individual.
March 21, 2006, 21:32
Kalleh
Oh, Pearce, that's hilarious!
February 13, 2009, 15:21
tinman
This guy usually works at night on unsuspecting men. By the time you discover him, it's too late.
February 13, 2009, 19:25
goofy
quote:
Originally posted by zmježd: a wife
"Behind every great woman is a fish riding a bicycle."
[De Selby. De æribus schvvartis]
And eventually, the bicycle will go swimming and the fish will be rolling down the road. The County Council has a lot to answer for.
Then I saw your parentheses in the subject and figured it out. 
