My wife was perusing the Windows store for apps and found several with recipes. She downloaded them but I asked how she was going to use one.
It was labelled "Cookies and Deserts." The cookies were very moist but the deserts seemed to be too dry.

That's as silly as the section of the new Oregon saw chain manual that explains that a saw chain does not run in a straight line when cutting, but "proposes" through the cut. I think they meant, "porpoises." At least I hope they did.

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They're using porpoises as a fruit spread for breakfast. I think it's called "mammalade."