I just checked the Web site of my local train company to see if my train home tonight would be delayed:

quote:

---

14:54 London Charing Cross to Ramsgate via Tonbridge due 16:51

This train has been delayed between Tonbridge and Paddock Wood and is now 10 minutes late from Paddock Wood. This is due to following a preceding train.

---

Potential Passenger: Why can't I get on this train that's stopped here now?

Station Master: Because that's yesterday's train. It's a day late. Your ticket is for today's train, which will come tomorrow.