I was interested by a story on FB that Brad Pitt's daughter Shiloh wishes to be known as John. If my name was Pile o' sh... Shiloh Pitt, I'd want to change it too.

Seems to me that "John Pitt" is the basement of an outhouse, so how is that better?

Perhaps I am still in the dark ages, but it seems a little sad to me.

Do they call her "Loo" for short?