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August 12, 2019, 20:14
Geoff
Awkward driving position
From the Delaware County, Indiana arrest list: S******, W*** M*****, 45, driving while suspended.
Suspended from WHAT??? I know about hang gliding, but hang driving???
August 13, 2019, 06:20
sattva
LOL

You need to write that to them in a "Letter to the Editor"! What were they thinking when they left out a few significant words?
August 13, 2019, 20:39
Kalleh
Yes, one can conjure up a lot of different scenarios.

I used to kiddingly tell my kids when we were stuck in traffic that I could push a button, and the car would rise up and soar above everyone. It definitely stimulated their imagination - however, my work gave me a surprise party once and called my daughter for some "good" stories to tell. That was one of them. I felt a little like a child abuser. Eek
August 14, 2019, 04:24
Geoff
If Chitty Chitty Bang Bang can do it, why not your car? And don't forget the deLorean in 'Back to The Future." And then there's this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerocar NOT being imaginative is child abuse!
August 14, 2019, 20:41
Kalleh
When I was in elementary school and junior high, I played second base for a very unofficial softball team. So for years I told my kids I played second base for the Cubs - until of course they figured out the truth. [I think I was ahead of my time, trying to show them that it wasn't just men who play professional sports. Wink]