How many of you have heard of the recent slang term camel toe?

(If you're unfamiliar with it, please do not look it up if you will be offended by something that is more than a little "blue".)

Maybe you should have made this a poll. Anyway, I haven't heard of it.

I've heard of it. In the last couple of years.

No. Never heard it.

Yes I've heard it. It's not a term that is used when the boys (in the neighborhood where I work) know I can hear them.

No. I've never heard it.

Warning: funny, but definitely explicit.

If you remember the old Beach Boys song Kokomo, its lyrics below will help put the tune back into your mind. And then you can see how this parody makes them fit to camel toe. Hearing it is hilarious; I wish I could direct you to a site with an audio clip.

Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go
to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica
ooo I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama
Come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
baby why don't we go
Down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast, and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

(To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique)

We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy
a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica
ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo
(Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse)

Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast, and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

In the post immediately above, I'd said, "I wish I could direct you to a site with an audio clip."

And now I can. You'll find it here, rated 9.65 on a scale of 10.

What a funny way to start my morning. Thanks for the great link, Hic - got me laughin!