Nancy at Fritinancy (We Have A Winner!) has just ended a game where you must suggest a magazine name using only a first name, followed by a brief tag line that would describe the mag's purpose. You can find a list of the winners here along with a more comprehensive summary of the rules.

Take a glance and see if you can do better than those already offered.

Rich Richard's Almanamag -- for Rolls-Royce Owners on a beer budget.

In very poor taste but how about - Bob: The Quadriplegic Swimmers' Monthly

Phil: Pump Attendants' Monthly
Phil: The Dentists' Gazette

Jonesy: For addicts only

Justin: for up-to-the-minute news.
Jeannie: it fulfils all your dreams
Donna: mobile review
Doug: cemetery review

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Meriwether -- The professional journal for gay meteorologists.

Manuel - The Male Health Magazine

Glen - Landscaping for English Gentlemen
Gwen - Wandscaping for Wispers

Barack = The Soldier's Home Journal

Robinson: Journal of the Christmas Card Collectors' Society

Robin = News of the 'hood.

Andrew:All about Marsupials (Koalas, Wallabies etc)
Abigail: For heavy drinkers
Addison: Parenting of boys
Alexa:Finding out what women know
Alexis:Finding out what nuns know
Benjamin:The Journal for Careless Postmen
Bella:The Diaries of Quasimodo
Dai:All about euthenasia
Demetri:The Journal of the termite owners association

Dick & Peter - A pop-up magazine

Forest = Tree Huggers' Weekly

Claude : the Cat-Lovers' Weekly.
Dinah : Guide to Eating Out
Frank : Stamp-Collectors' Journal
Margo : Single Fathers' Support Magazine

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Dick & Peter - A pop-up magazine

Dick’n Peter - A gay pop-up magazine
Si - For Nostalgia Buffs
Lulu - Bathroom Accessories for Siamese Twins

Sean : Barbers' Gazette
Bruno : Non-alcoholic Beer Guide
Lucille : Sanitation Plumbers' Journal

Chiquita - Make your own joke.
Timon - Jamaican Haberdashery Mag

Harry = For Hirsute True Men

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Originally posted by timon:
Dinah : Guide to Eating Out

More specifically, Dinah: BOSTONIAN's Guide to Eating Out!

Good point, haberdasher.

Beatrix : Review of Pub Drinking Games
Henriette : Historical Journal of Tudor Banquets

Incidentally, you know the recruitment agency run by Abel and Will Ling?

I can stop any time I like...

.... and the gardeners supply store owned by Weedum & Reep ....

Brandon - Everything For The Round-up
Brett - Hair Accessories
Emmanuel - Men's Health Care on the Internet

Gerard - Courtroom Decisions for Civic-Minded Folk

Ivan - Ridepoolers Monthly

It turns out that Gerard ~ jurored is a word that is actually used quite frequently in the art world for judged art exhibitions, though it doesn't seem to be included in any dictionaries yet.

Thus,

Gerard - Art Critics' Quarterly

Dimitri - Russian Bonsai How-to mag
Rose - Born Again Christian Monthly

Peg! - Cribbage At Its Best
Peg - A Handbook for Pirates
Mona Lisa - Orgasm Rentals Mag
Mark! - For Dogs with Harelips
Ginny - A Guide to AA Meetings
Parker - Lot Attendants Monthly
Maggie - The Medical Uses of Larvae Journal
Hilary - Climbers Who Fail to Reach the Top

Cormac = The end of Apple

Mimi - The Spoiled Brat Rules

Godfrey - The Magazine for Atheists

Susan Steels = for shady lawyers

Ernie - Buying and Selling on the Internet

Tyler = The Floor- and Wall-Coverings Specialists' Digest

Warner - The Town Crier's Magazine
Decker - Handbook for Wife-Beaters

Theodore = Reasons for the unpopularity of skunks.


Willie? = Recurring questions for crystal-ball gazers.


Abraham = Cured pork specialties from Abra.


Henry = Poultry producers' quarterly.


Adolph Inn = Bed and Breakfast for small cetaceans.

Juan - A beginner's Guide to Numbers
Aphrodite - Songs from the Dark Continent

Tony: The journal for specialists in the lower leg and foot.

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Artichoke = Review of Crafty Asfixiation Techniques.


Mark = Periodic reports of the ongoing research on What Does X Do To The Spot?

Penny - An Insider's Guide to the Stock Market

Sharon & Karen = Stories of the compassionate twins.

Eddy = Getting the spin on fluid dynamics.

Otto = Helpful hints for self motivation.

Art = Lists of nicknames for kings -- composed at the Round Table.

Paul = Undertakers' Catalog of Necrological Paraphernalia

Stu For Crockpot Connoisseurs

Norma - The Magazine for Average Folks

Arch - Highbrow Doings

Monica - All About Names

Bea For existentialists

Lance: The jouster's journal

Gilmore: Better breathing for fish

Neal For Catholic Genuflectors

DINAH- A Guide to Boston Eateries
ROMAN- Hiking A-Z
HIRAM- Employer's Newsletter
MARK- Symbolism for Devil-worshippers
ROBIN- A Guide for Kleptomaniacs

Barry The undertaker's journal

Pola For female vaulters

Dick and Jane Doe The anonymous children's book

Lancelot For frequent boil sufferers

Lancelot For Serial Philanderers
Rod For Philanderer's Assistants
Tweetie How to Be a Whistleblower
Hippocrates How to Build Large Animal Containers
Fredo Profiting From the Government Stimulus
Borat How to Calm Rodents