I like one of the comments on this article: "The problem with [apples] is that they're not like [oranges] used to be, especially 19th century [oranges]."
I like one of the comments on this article: "The problem with [apples] is that they're not like [oranges] used to be, especially 19th century [oranges]
Love it!
I don't see why he thinks they have to be puns, either.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.