Some of you have heard about Illinois's pathetic ex-governor, Rodney Blagojevich (a DD!). Well, in celebration of National Poetry Month, Mary Schmich of the Chicago Tribune reworked some famous poems about this former governor (he was impeached and is awaiting trial). See what you think: Link

Higgledy-piggledy
Ex-Gov Blagojevich
Had soft thick hair despite
dealing bad vibes

Manageability
didn't help Rod when im-
peached and convicted of
asking for bribes.

Very nice, even though you're not a Chicagoan. Here was mine from yesterday. I also wrote this one awhile ago (when he was still the gov in 2006): Link

enjoyed the other one too-- didn't know Roddy was SO pro-choice