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While this Mary Schmich poem is a bit US (and even Chicago) centric, I really liked it and thought you might as well. | ||
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All I get from the link is a Chicago Tribune page listing untold acts of violence and mayhem, primary of which is the Chicago Bears loss to Green Bay. | ||
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Well, heck. I can't seem to link to those articles anymore. I'll copy it here: Let's bid a farewell To old twenty thirteen A year unlike any The world's ever seen. A year full of argument, Tears and surprise: A government shutdown "Sharknado" and spies. A killer typhoon And the Syrian strife A bombing in Boston — The heartbreak of life. A year full of selfies (And please don't say "What?") A year Miley Cyrus Made proper folk tut. Her dance it was shocking That twerking! That tongue! (But maybe that's just What folks do when they're young.) We loved "Walking Dead" And we mourned "Breaking Bad" We binge-watched on Netflix And, man, were we mad! Yes, mad at Obama And mad at Ted Cruz Yes, mad at the Congress' Do-nothing news. Yes, mad about health care That site's a disaster! Why, even a tortoise Could move a lot faster. Yes, mad at fat-shaming And sheer yoga pants Yes, mad at Vlad Putin And liars like Lance. And mad at Ms. Deen And that creep Carlos Danger (Poor Anthony Weiner He keeps getting stranger.) Yes, mad at "Duck Dynasty"— Phil's such a jerk! But gosh we were happy To learn the word "twerk." And while we were busy With ranting and twerking We learned from Ed Snowden The NSA's lurking. It lurks and it peeps And it snoops on our phones But here's some good news: We'll get books via drones! The Catholics elected A free-thinking pope A self-professed sinner Who gave the world hope. The rich they got richer The poor folk did not The chasm between Is our shame and our rot. The pope said so often And not just in Rome The prez said the very Same thing here at home. And women were told That we need to "lean in" Don't sit back while power Is taken by men. Meanwhile, in Chicago ... We biked on our Divvys Past speed camera lights Gay marriage got legal — A leap for gay rights. The Ventra card came Single rides for big bucks The people complained, "This new Ventra card sucks!" And some people cried, "Let's get rid of Rahm pronto!" To which I'll just say: You could move to Toronto. Our city's not perfect There's much that we lack But give this to Rahm: He Is not smoking crack. Though some people wailed, "Illinois is a joke!" Good news for the sick: They'll soon legally toke. Ebert, Mandela and Trotter all left The loss of their light Left us feeling bereft. And now here we are On the brink of next year Let's toast to the past And move on without fear. The world is a mix of The good and the bad So maybe this year We'll stop being so mad. Let's look on the bright side And have some new fun And bet on the question: Will Hillary run? | |||
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