For those who hate poetry, modern poetry, and haiku, the best, fake professor of Portland, Oregon, offers you calculator haiku:

Illegible blob
Legless eggshell oozes oil
Elegize his loss

("And remember: it's poetry cuz I say it is, or it ain't poetry cuz Richard says it ain't.")

Well, I have to say, I've seen better.

Well, I have to say, I've seen better.

Better what? Better poems? So have I.

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Originally posted by zmjezhd:
For those who hate poetry, modern poetry, and haiku, the best, fake professor of Portland, Oregon, offers you calculator haiku:

Illegible blob
Legless eggshell oozes oil
Elegize his loss

The only problem with this haiku is that it's not funny enough to be considered great.

Does anyone know a really funny haiku?