Member He usually sings but never dances PARTYS [This message was edited by jerry thomas on Sun Jun 1st, 2003 at 0:15.]
Member Please Asa, return to your sweetheart. Perhaps arnie really took your shoes.MRNING
Member Morgan recalls new intimate nuances gratefully HNGOVR [This message was edited by jerry thomas on Sun Jun 1st, 2003 at 9:20.]
Member He never gives our veterans relief. Has Nancy gone over vacation regulations?TANGOS
Member Twinkies are never good on Sundays. WALTZS
<Asa Lovejoy> posted June 01, 2003 18:58
WALTZS Waddling ambiverts loquaciously tout Zen spirituality. Wails anguished Lisa, "This zipper's stuck!"ZIPPER
Member Zebras in public places enjoy respect HOOKAH
Member HOOKAH Hooray! Our own kind Asa hovers!HOORAY
Member Henry only ordered rare Ahi yesterday.
(Boy he loves his tuna! It really gets him in the mood...
if you know what I mean...
Unfortunately...)
His orgasms only require a yank!
SASHMI [This message was edited by TrossL on Mon Jun 2nd, 2003 at 6:39.]
<Asa Lovejoy> posted June 02, 2003 06:45
His orgasms only require a yank! ====================================== Well, don't worry 'bout that, Trossl, you're not in Yank territory now, you're in a Confederate state. Now, tell us just whom you're confederated with!
<Asa Lovejoy> posted June 02, 2003 06:50
SASHMI =============================== Slimy Asian salamanders have muddy interludes Sexy Alsatian sirens hold my interest.BENTOO
Member Being effeminate, Nancy titillated Otto outrageously DIMSUM
Member Baseball enthusiasts noticed terrific oriental OH! (Sadaharu Oh, Baseball's All-Time Home Run King)BSBALL
Member (sorry Jerry... I stepped on your toes there...) Delightful intercourse made Saturday under moon.BSBALL
Member Daytime interludes make sex unusually memorable
[TrossL you can step on my toes any time you like]
BSBALL
Boy Scout bashers act like Lilliputians
Member Jerry forgot the new ending letters.OOPSIE
Member Our only problem seems infinitely elementary SUMBUK
Member So, undeniable monkey business universally known!MONKEY
<Asa Lovejoy> posted June 02, 2003 22:24
MONKEY Morgan's orgiastic nymphomaniacal kinky escapades: YES!!! Many old nuns kissed Eugene yesterday.ORGIES
Member Organic rhubarb grows in Egypt's swamps TPARTY
Member Trevor pares a really tiny yamOBRGIN
Member Old beer reeks, gin is nicer.BOTTLE
Member Brassy old tee-totaller likes eggnog.EGGNOG
Member Even good gnus notice outgoing gnus GINFIZ
Member Good idea Norma, fix 'is zipper!
(OK...so I cheated
)
SCREWD
Member Secret codes require erudite word demons POPCRN
Member Perpetually our proud city's really nice!BUFALO
Member Buy Uncle Frank a little orangutan. JAGUAR
<Asa Lovejoy> posted June 03, 2003 23:04
JAGUAR Jungle animals greet us and roar Now, because I just spent two hours chasing one from beneath my bed:RABBIT
Member Republican antagonists badmouth Bill's infamous trysts MONICA
Member Monica offered nice, intimate, casual affairSTAINS
Member Sensational testimony aided inquiring news seekers MLUSUK
Member My lucky uncle snuck unbridled kiss.
DBUNNY "Now, because I just spent two hours chasing one from beneath my bed: RABBIT"
Was it's name Harvey or a really large dust bunny, Asa?
Member Don't blame us neophyte New Yorkers. MRTINI
<Asa Lovejoy> posted June 04, 2003 19:17
"Now, because I just spent two hours chasing one from beneath my bed: RABBIT" ________________________________________________ Was its name Harvey or a really large dust bunny, Asa? ================================================ I don't have dust bunnies, I have giant ground sloths, one of which ate my Electrolux. In truth, it was a real bunny that my new girlfriend brought over. --------------------------------------------- MRTINI Messy rodent turds irritate nihilistic iconoclasts.RTBEER
Member 'Round the bush Easter eggs rolledGRSHWN (Just had a concert last weekend and I'm still singing!)
Member Greek readers say Homer was nominated JRMKRN
Member Jerry rarely makes Kalleh retract niceness. Jerry=Royal Monarch Kalleh=Registered NurseASPRIN
Member Ask Saint Peter if religion is nonsense. KAHLUA
Member KAHLUA Kehena: An Hawaiian luau underlies all!CHIVAS
Member Citizens huddle in Vladivostok's arctic summer.
SCOTCH
Member Some caring old tea-totalers can hopscotch!WHIINE
Member Wah-Hoo! I'm In New England !UNLKLY
Member Uncle Nathaniel likes kinky little yum-yums SOWHAT
Member Share our wine? Have a taste!BUGGER
Member Big ugly geeks get english rong. NAGROM
Member NAGROM Naturally, a grandma rates over mother!SUMMER Jerry, did you know there is a "rong"?
Member Some umbrellas may mean English rain.LILACS
Member Ladies in Lima are called
"señoras" quote: Jerry, did you know there is a "rong"? Your question rong a bell for me,
Kalleh. I was climbing my ladder to investigate, but slipped and fell because a couple of the ladder's rongs were missing. BTW there will be no "services" because two rongs don't make a rite.
ASTERS
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Member Asa sought to enter regional sing-a-long.IMBACK