October 18, 2013, 06:26
shufitzTom Swifties #2
This one, just now poppped into my head, is too good to be unshared. Besides, the previous Swifties-thread had grown entirely too long.
"My wife and I prefer urban living," said Tom
insidiously.
October 18, 2013, 09:41
<Proofreader>"Whipping is too good for you," said Tom, snidely.
"Whatever your ailment, I have the remedy," said Dr. Tom, ill-prepared.
This message has been edited. Last edited by: <Proofreader>, February 24, 2014, 16:44
<Proofreader>"Despite my huge chest wound, I think I can continue the fight," said Tom, half-heartedly.
February 24, 2014, 17:48
haberdasher"Like it or not, you're joining the crew on my ship!" said Tom impressively...
October 15, 2016, 18:51
<Proofreader>"Someone stole my valuable baseball card featuring the Babe," said Tom ruthlessly.