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MEMORY Mary eats molasses over raw yolks. MASHED | |||
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MASHED Mary and Susan had extra desserts. WALDRF | |||
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WALDRF (mm - I love Waldorf Salad) When all like desserts, Dad requires fairness. PUMKIN ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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PUMKIN Patience! Uncle Mort kneads it now. PECANS | |||
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PECANS Pleasant evergreens can attract naughy squirrels. CRNBRD ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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CRNBRD Chickadees rarely nibble, but robins do. BUTTER | |||
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BUTTER Best utter true thanks, else rude. GRAVIE ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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BUTTER "Better unbuckle those trousers!" exclaimed Roger. [Intended to be regarding Thanksgiving feasting, but funny in other ways, too...] WSHBON | |||
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Oops, a simul-post. GRAVIE Gizzards really are vile inedible entities. WSHBON | |||
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WSHBON "W" should have bowed out, no? GLUTNY | |||
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GLUTNY Great-Aunt Lucy used three nice yams! THRSDY | |||
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THRSDY Thanksgiving has really sounded dandy, yes? PARADE Oh - must recommend a book for those of you with kids around . . . _I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie_ I've been reading/singing it for a few weeks now, and it's always a huge (pun intended) hit. It's about a woman who eats all of the Thanksgiving feast herself and ends up so large she's one of the balloons in the Macy parade. Cautionary tale? ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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PARADE People are reducing and doing exercises. OPTMST ...... and do you know WHY she swallowed that pie? | |||
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OPTMST Only pie tasters make some toast FATHER Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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Frequently a transatlantic hop enhances romance. (It started out as "Finally, a total hysterectomy ends r_____" but fortunately I couldn't think of a relevent r-word) ROMNCE | |||
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ROMNCE Randy old men, not clothed, embarrass. STREAK | |||
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Maybe "reproduction" was the word, Hab. ROMNCE Rectilinear observations make nonsense citations extraneous. GRAMPA | |||
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GRAMPA Government revenue audits make people anxious. STREAK | |||
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STREAK Some things require extra additional knowledge GRAMPA | |||
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Crossing paths again, I see. AUDITS | |||
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AUDITS Alice's underwear does inspire tautologic studies. CMLTOE | |||
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CMLTOE Charles may like to open envelopes ICEPCK Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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ICEPCK I can't excell politically. Can Kerry? CANDID | |||
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CANDID Candles, also, never did illuminate devils. SQUNTO | |||
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SQUNTO Send queries up north to others. TISQUANTUM A complex character in early American ,,, ... HISTRY | |||
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quote: No, but it was a Thanksgiving pie that was really too dry . . . . HISTRY Having investigated, she tried riding yaks. OUCHIE ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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OUCHIE Orville's uncle converted his internal engine. FLIGHT | |||
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FLIGHT For light insets, try Harris Tweed. SWIMMG Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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SWIMMG So What if Miss Mary giggles? GIGGLE | |||
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GIGGLE Go into Google, guys. Limitless exploration ! EXPLOR | |||
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EXPLOR Especial xylophone players, live on radio! YAHOOS Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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YAHOOS You always hear of other systems. SYSTEM | |||
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SYSTEM Synchronized yo-yo stars teach everyone magic. PERFRM ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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PERFRM People everywhere remember farmers' rural music. WSTERN | |||
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WSTERN Why should they ever remember names? SENILE ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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SENILE Silly Emma never is legitimately educated. JWALES | |||
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JWALES Johnny Walker adds little esthetic stimulation. HLIDAY | |||
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HLIDAY Hawaiian luaus invigorate dry, aimless youths. THNKFL | |||
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THNKFL The hospital is not keeping Fred's liver. SURGRY | |||
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SURGRY Soon'as Uncle Ralf gets randy, YELL! LECHER ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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LECHER Lewinsky's elegant cigar holder elicits reconsideration. PRPOSE | |||
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PRPOSE Please remember, proposals over sex exacerbate. ESCLAT ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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ESCLAT Entering second childhood, Louise acted tense. CALMLY | |||
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CALMLY Create another loud moan, Louise . . . YELL! (I really don't know why I'm always yelling - must be the name.) RUCKUS ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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RUCKUS Ruck us? Censors know unusual spelling. BETTER | |||
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BETTER Better even than they ever remembered. TALENT ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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TALENT To all latent entomologists: Nix tarantulas. SPIDER | |||
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SPIDER Such pleasing invitations don't ever revolt. INVITE ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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INVITE I never voice invitations till evening SOIREE | |||
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