Since we all make off the cuff remarks that come out funny, I think we should have a thread for them.

Yesterday a co-worker did a "Bushism" and said of Groundhog Day, "Purgatory Phil saw his shadow." I quipped, "So that explains the six more weeks of hell here?"

In the training I had the other day one of the trainers made what I felt was a rather offensive remark saying that he knows of an autistic man whose job it is to count all the posters on the London Underground stations and that this is an ideal job for someone with autism.

I felt this was offensive but he was less than amused by my off the cuff enquiry about where I could get an application form as it seemed better than the job I have now.