1. We're going, though people may groan, And bemoan cuz it's known that Bayonne Is hard to traverse; But what's even worse - The stench from New Jersey is blown!
2. Met a bey by the bay in Bayonne. Seems this bey had been banned from his throne. All his subjects knew well The bey's bothersome smell, From the cow dung he claimed was cologne.
3.There once was a tarty old crone Who liked to cruise piers in Bayonne What interested gents: It cost only cents And the sex could be dialed in by phone
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Sorry B35, I really did try but I just couldn't make anything work for me. Don't know why as there are lots of rhymes and I had quite a few good ideas, but nothing in the end that I was prepared to put my name to. I have voted though.
No problem Greg (she cranked out on one bar of Verizon signal to the deep woods of rural NYS). I am chalking my own feeble effort up to the incessant unworldly hubbub of NJ's 17-yr cicadas. Glad to have escaped for a few days. It's wonderfully quiet up here.
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When Jeb Raltar was last in Bayonne, He spent many cold nights all alone. All the women he found\ Were quite willing to pound But he got himself off on his own.
#1 and the winner is by Kalleh. Good rhyme & meter, it's actually about Bayonne, & a nice double rhyme in l.2 brings it home. The remaining 3 votes were divided between Proof's bay bey and bethree's tarty crone. Take it away, Kalleh!
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I thought there was an unwritten agreement that Kalleh was never to win, allowing her to endlessly kvetch about voting irregularities. Who upset the apple cart?
