FRANKLY, A FREAK ACCIDENT: When Nick Krupp arrived at his home and saw
that his house was severely damaged, he called the police. The
responding officer knew what had happened. "He said, 'Man, you're not
going to believe this even if I tell you'," Krupp said. Two women
driving the 23-foot-long Oscar Mayer "Wienermobile" had crashed into
his house. The women were heading to a public appearance for the hot-
rodding hotdog when they made a wrong turn onto a dead-end street. The
driver pulled into Krupp's driveway and the other woman got out to help
her back up and turn around, but the driver hit the gas in forward, not
reverse, and slammed the supercharged sausage into Krupp's house,
located in Mt. Pleasant, Wisc. -- a suburb of Racine and just south of
(yes!) Franksville. The foundation, deck, and garage door of Krupp's
house suffered significant damage. One of the women "was almost
starting to cry," a neighbor said. "She was getting emotional." (Racine
Journal Times) ...Actually, her exact words were "This is the wurst day
of my life!"
Lifted from Randy Cassingham's "This Is True"