I know there are a few of you pun lovers here. How about another go at it? To get us started, I loved reading a letter to the "Voice of the People" in our local newspaper. The writer was referring to an article about cheese written by the classical music critic; in his article he referred to cheeses having a "symphony of flavors." So the writer carried out the theme with:
"Allegro con Brie"
"Roundelay"
"Camem Ibert"
"Baroquefort Cheese"

Enough time has elapsed that I feel free to change the subject.

quote:

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Originally posted by Kalleh:
Allegro con Brie [Allegro con Brio]

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A young violinist from Rio
Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
As she took down her panties
She said, "No andantes;
I want this allegro con brio!"

PS: Several others in Latin and in French, which I do not speak, were on the same site. Can anyone help with them?

Prope mare erat tubulator. ................. Une jolie e'pousette a` Tours
Qui virginem ingrediebatur. ................ Voulait de gig-gig tous les jours.
Dessine ingressus ............................. Mais le mari disait, "Non!
Audivi progressus: ............................ De trop n'est pas bon!
Est mihi inquit tubulator. .................... Mon derrie`re exige du secours!"

Visas erat : huic geminarum ............... Il y avait une madame de Lahore
Dispar modus testicularum: ................ Dont la figure n'e'tat la meilleure,
Minor haec nihili, ............................... Mais la vagine tre`s forte,
Palma triplici, .................................... Toujours ouverte la porte,
Jam facerat altera clarum ................... Encore, et encore, et encore.

De Hispanice puella verumque
Simplex oris verborumque
Tulit potens vagina
Hominum agmina
Iterum iterum iterumque.