I know we have another game going, but, hey, we in this part of the forum like limericks, don't we? I'd love to see a few on Punxsutawney, the city in Pennsylvania where, each February 2, the groundhog either sees his shadow (another 6 weeks of winter!) or doesn't.

Just put them here. No need to vote. I can't wait to see a few.

The stress is on the TAWNEY so it shouldn't be too hard to rhyme.

BTW, the groundhog will NOT see his shadow in Chicago tomorrow. We are currently getting a huge blizzard.

Every year they will drag out a scrawny
Old woodchuck up in Punxatawney.
Then we hear Rachel Maddow
Say, "He saw his shadow!"
But his winter prediction's bologawney.

For UKers, Rachel Maddow is a cable news commentator (or -tress).

You always have such great words, Proof!