He enters and returns to sing.

SPADES

Some posters are devestatingly extravagant saints

TRUMPS

THEY RARELY USE METAPHYSICAL SYNTAX

sotrbs

Seen in papers today:

Swishy overwieght teen rejected by Scouts.

Sexually obscure teen retaliates by suing.

LAWYER

Legally allowed when you eat radishes.

MASTER

MASTER

Must America subjugate Tony, England's ruler?

(And, yes, the Queen is technically the "ruler" while Blair is the "leader" and I am definitely NOT saying that this is a good thing. Still...)

LENNON (as in "All we are saying...)

Let's elect non-native officeholders next.

SOTRBS = Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds sing (intended translation)

IRQBOB ??

(Apparently Jerry suspects royal transexuality somewhere.)

IRQBOB??

Is reigning queen Bob or Bobbette??


LIMRIK

LIMRIK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lesbos Isn't My Regular Island, Kalleh

Let's Invite Museamuse; Really, I'm Kissable

STAPES

Says To Asa, "Portland Enjoys Sex?"

TYFITK

Is Richard queer because of beer ??

TYFITK

Thank you for including the King. (?)



SLTFYR

To the King

So long, thanks for your reign.


USURPS


Vescere bracis meis.

Read all about my travels around the world here.

Unscrupulous senators use repetitive political slogans



SLTFYR ======> 6 Letters To Fun Your Reply


AYTOTG ??

And you talk of things grammatical!


CANAPE

Cyngulomaniacs are never actually pecksniffian enscorcellers

((( AYTOTG ? = Are you tired of this game?


LOLLOL

Loyal orange lollards literally obstruct landscape

ROFLMA

ROFLMA

Richard omnisciently foists London-Made Ales


((( LOLLOL = Little old linguists laugh out loud )))


OLSMFT

quote:

---

Originally posted by BobHale:
SLTYFR
To the King
So long, thanks for your reign.

---

Uh, B.H.? Recheck your letters. (The King's not dead; Long live the King!)


OLSMFT = Old lady seductions? My first time!

(Sorry. I've since aquired a bit more class from my early horny teenage days.)


KINGME

KINGME
Known informants never give much evidence

((( OLSMFT = Old loose straps mean floppy tintinnabulations )))



ATSFRR

ATSFRR

A truth should feel really right.

PPOTWS

People point out those with sombreros.

Please peek out the window Shufitz.

Pacifistic people oppose Tomahawks withering Saddam.

Prepare projectile ordnance to waste Saddam!

THESIS

These highly exitable students impecuniously spend

TREATY

TREATY
The real environmental activists trust you


THESIS
This highly erotic system is scintillating

((( ATSFRR = Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fé Rail Road )))

Hey, Jerry, what about another six letters?

..... another six letters ===> WOOOPS

quote:

---

ATSFRR = Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fé Rail Road

---

Which (sigh) no longer exists, having been gobbled up.
Somehow "Burlington Northern Santa Fe" doesn't have the same rhythmic cachet.

We oppose obnoxious opportunists peddling scents.
(Especially in the parking lot at the mall!)

WRAITH

WRAITH

With rare awe, I tantalized him.


POSTER

POSTER

Passionate, Orgasmic, Sybaritic Temptresses Erocitally Recruit (And poor Asa's nowhere nearby, damn it!)

BOOGER

BOOGER

Boy! Over our garage eagles roost!

DACTYL

Asa, your answer is a riot! Why not try a double dactyl?

DACTYL
Don't anyone call this youth lazy



(( WOOOPS ==> Weird Order Of Owls Pursues Salamanders ))


FBICIA

Foggy bays in Canada interest Americans!

SINGER

Sexy Inuit navigators get extremely rusticated

WSINBJ

Werewolves sing in New Brunswick jungles (?)
We sing Icelandic Norsemen's ballads joyously (??)

((( FBICIA = Fetish business intrigues certain incipient actors )))



LETTER

Lonely erudite taxidermist types erotica regularly.

Let's eschew talking to empathic Romulans.

KABUKI

Kind and busy undergrads keep ideals.

Kim asks blatantly, unmitigatedly, Ken, ithyphallic?

SAHARA

SAHARA
Sexy and handsome afghanis ravaged aphrodite
Sand affects humans and rabbits alike

((( LETTER = Let everyone take these efforts reservedly )))



IISIIN

IISIIN
===============================
Irina Ilushyn saw Ivan Ivanov naked

It was no big deal, however, since they were in a sauna. It was one of those famous Russian saunas made by the Vabitch company in Simferopol. So famous are they that people who exit them are often heard to exclaim, "SaunaVabitych! It's hot in there!"

TIGRSD

IISIIN - Isn't it shufitz ithyphallically impressing nymphets?

KEHANA

KEHANA [deviant spelling, but what the hell!! LOL]
Kehena enchants Hawaiians and newcomers alike

KEHENA (please click on the word & see foto)
Kehena's ecclesiology: Hawaiian enthusiasts never ask

[My Hawaiian Dictionary translates "Kehena" as "a place for throwing and burning trash -- a dump"]

(( IISIIN = Interested investigators say incest is nicest )) (when the spelling is rearranged)


KBISCO

KBISCO

Kalleh believes ithyphallic Shufitz confesses oculoplania!

LOVEIT

Hey you guys skipped past Asa's TIGRSD. (Asa-you always crack me up! SaunaVabytch, you are funny!)

Those in Greece rarely served Diana. (Since she was a Roman goddess)

But we don't want to skip LOVEIT either.

(The Vietnam war)Left our vets experiencing inexplicable trauma.

Lucy, our valedictorian, entertained insipid teachers.

LOVEIT
Lisa, ovulating, venerially ensnares Italian taxidermists. (When venerially ensnared, a bit of most men's derma taxies!)

CERVIX

Churlish envoy ruins vacation, influencing xenophobe.

ASTRAL

ASTRAL
Arabs strive to retain Arabic language


( KBISCO = Kehena Beach is still clothing optional )



ITBWTW

I try biting William Tell, willingly

WOEDTM

WOEDTM
Writing Oxford English Dictionaries Takes Months




( ITBWTW = In the beginning was the word )



WSNFNF

Won't someone notice fine nightly fiddling?

VORTEX

VORTEX

Very ombibulus Richard tantalizingly elegizes xenodocheionology

[Doesn't really make sense, but I do love the words! Especially note that Richard is NOT ombibulus, since he won't touch Budweiser!)

UFWITT

Very old rural texans encourage xenophobia

UFWITT
Unsuspecting friends will inproperly twist this

( WSNFNF = We shall not flag nor fail )

CRUMPT