HOTMAL
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Helen's ovaries tremble monthly and leak

Henry, obsessed, tried murdering Alice's llama

LLAMAS (Shufitz, remember the Ogedn Nash limerick?)

quote:

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Originally posted by Asa Lovejoy:
(Shufitz, remember the Ogedn Nash limerick?)

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Sure do -- but did you know it had two versions? As originally published it read:

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.

In later editions Nash added an asterisk after the last word, leading to this footnote:

The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as the three-alarmer. Pooh.

LLAMAS (Shufitz, we were all waiting for you to answer this so that we could continue with this fun thread--and then you didn't! So I will.)

Look, Ladies, all men are sexy! (Well, most!)


GGAHTF

Gorgeous girls ain't hard to find


LAGHII

Laugh and go hide in Illinois.

Large animals greet hippies in Indiana.

(Did I really come up with these? I am out of practice!)

AUGUST

As usual Gloria underestimates Shuphitz's tolerance

SHUFTZ

SHUFTZ

Shufitz has undone friendly Thalia's zipper (Kalleh, don't read this!)

LILITH

Lovejoy is lying in the hotel! (laying? hmmmm )

EASTER

quote:

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Shufitz has undone friendly Thalia's zipper (Kalleh, don't read this!)

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Alright, I won't read this as long as Shufitz doesn't read the Limerick thread!

And, yes, Morgan, you should say "lay"!!!!

EASTER

Eat a specially tinted egg ravenously!

MATZAH

quote:

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And, yes, Morgan, you should say "lay"!!!!

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Doesn't that depend upon whether he has a hotel room and is in a horizontal position, or if he is in the hotel bar having a conversation about being in a horizontal position?

And wouldn't it have been better to warn Kalleh not to read that, before it, rather than after it?

OK...back to the game here...

MATZAH

My aunt Trudy's zinnias are here.

PASACH

Passover always scares atheistic cursing hellions.

ADVENT

ADVENT

All deities vow ecumenical neutrality tomorrow.

BONNET

ADVENT

...and daffodils velvetly emerge next Tuesday!

(it _has_ been a late

SPRING

hasn't it?)

Wow, haberdash! Great minds think alike....look at those times.

BONNET

Boy, our new neighbor entertained tonight!

SPRING

Seems people really imbibe near gambling.

BANANA

BANANA

Bogus Archeologist Names Ape "New Anthropoid!"

MONKEY

Monolithic obelisks never kill expeditious yodelers.

(I couldn't help it... the mentioning of monkeys got me thinking of 2001, A Space Odyssey)

KUBRIC

On the futility of philosphers:

KUBRIC - Kant's understanding basically resolves into cant.

Continuing the Kubrick theme, let's try
[A Clockwork] ORANGE.

I'd love a bit of the ultraviolence... Come on my drooggies... what say you?

Oh Really? Adolescent nefarious gents entertain?

Yes they do. As a teen I loved this movie. And Ludwig Van.

MALCOM

[This message was edited by TrossL on Mon Apr 21st, 2003 at 11:49.]

MALCOM

Most Americans Loved/Lambasted Clockwork Orange Movie

ILTMBM

Is Lisa Tross mad? Beats me!
Is Lisa Tross mighty big moron?

Well, how rude! I mean, welcome to the board and all but really, that was not nice. I am actually a fairly small moron, thank you very much!

LACUNA

LACUNA
Let's all cancel unproductive network activities

BTSOOM
Bite the sushi or order macaroni



PATELA

Pull at the elephant's left ankle.

LSWCOH

quote:

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ILTMBM

Is Lisa Tross mad? Beats me!
Is Lisa Tross mighty big moron?

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Sorry, my dear. What I really had in mind was
"I Liked Two-thousand-one Much Better, Myself!"

Lisa sips wine, Chris orders Heineken.

DOZUKI

Do old zimbabwians use kannabis indica

THAMES

Transvestites have always made Englishmen scared.

Those hard abs may excite Sarah.

WYVERN

Will you veterans exercise restraint now?

ATCHOO

ATCHOO
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Arnie taught Connie how orgasms operate

GOBLIN

General Obregón bypassed Lima in November

TRNITY

Obvious typo in Asa's last post. The initial "A" should have been "Asa", not "Arnie".

TRNITY This raw Net isn't trustworthy yet.

DIVINE

Obvious typo in Asa's last post. The initial "A" should have been "Asa", not "Arnie".
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Now, how did you divine that? Asa's still trying to figure it out himself!

DIVINE
Diana is venerated intensely nearly everywhere

MAXILA

(Socrates) may anger Xanthippe into loud argument.

ELOHIM

ELOHIM
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Elijah's lord of hosts is mighty

Elaine let Otis have it monthly

BALRAC

Bob, already late, raced across courtyard.

Boyish Asa Lovejoy relishes Asian concubines.

GEISHA

Generals examine Iraqui Shieks hiding armaments

ETAOIN

Easily tickled at once is Nigel.

IWWTPH

I won't wash this purple hat

Anybody stop to think what might be deduced about us using this theme as a projective test?

ANYHOW

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Anybody stop to think what might be deduced about us using this theme as a projective test?

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Oh, Haberdasher, I deduce a lot about people from this thread, as well as from the limerick and double dactyl threads! If you haven't been there, I suggest you go!

ANYHOW
Asa, now you have our wonder!

CAGWIP?

Could Alexander go without inviting Penelope?

SHRDLU

Some Horse Racers Don't Like Umbrellas

EBSDEC

Every Boy Scout denies eating Crackerjax



SNICKR

Santa's Newly Invented Cereal: Kris Ricepies!

APPLCE

Argentina's Patagonian Plateau's landscape's clearly enigmatic.

FMDIDC

Field Mice Dancing In Delaware County

TIGRFA

The Indians grow really fine alfalfa

[FMDIDC = Frankly, my dear, I don't ... care]


BETTOR

Blog Entry: Turn This Off, Retire

[TIGRFA = This is getting rather far afield {after Delaware fieldmice}]

AURORA

Asa uses reliable old relics again.

TROUBL

Try reading our useless babble loudly



DENVER

Disconcerted Egyptologists now vow exacting regulations.

Did every new vacationer enter river?

JORDAN