(( Received via e-mail 10 Feb 05 from an unknown source; posted here for .... enlightenmnt ))



Enlightenment


READ SLOWLY -- THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER:


1. ARBITRATOR: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.


2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.


3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.


4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.


5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.


6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.


7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.


8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.


9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.


10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.


11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.


12. PARADOX: Two physicians.


13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.


14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the f arm.

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.


16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.


17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.


18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.


19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.


20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.


There, you've been enlightened!