Well, I'll write one and send it but I think we need to just accept that Wordcraft is gone now. I'd be surprised if you get more than one entry.
As a side note, I've been to Chicken. There is a possibly apocryphal story that it was supposed to be named Ptarmigan but no one could spell it so they called it Chicken.
"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
Addendum: The deed is done. It's more a meta-limerick, actually. I think I can do better. I'll keep thinking...This message has been edited. Last edited by: haberdasher,
BTW, no luck contacting B35 or Tinman. Annnnnd, going further OT, did the big sodium chloride producer name its product because it kills slugs? Why else "Mort on?"