Now that my g-daughter is gone home, I can play again.

I was thinking about alternate names for products the other day and thought it might be fun here.

For example:

Floppy Fixer - Viagra for computer geeks

(dang it; now my mind is in that gutter too.

any takers? I have tons of others...

Hmmm, I missed this thread. It sounds fun! BTW, I don't think this board is X-rated...just maybe a few posts from time to time.

Now, back to the game.

Geekzone - I actually saw this word on the Web, but I think it is a great one for those IT departments!

Come on guys. This looks fun!

Well, I'm reminded of the female computer geek I met some years ago. The first thing she asked me was how big my hard drive was. I told her that I was reasonably randy, and she gave me a funny look. Then she asked me how much RAM I had, and I blushed, admitting that I was a little short in that department. She told me not to worry, that while size DOES matter, it could be upgraded, then she asked me if I'd like to see her motherboard! I didn't know what to do, but said, "OK," then she said, "First, I want to play with your mouse!" I have yet to understand why she slapped me when I showed it to her!

I recall hearing that Pfizer and Coca-Cola have combined to develop and market a form of Viagra that can be taken in the form of a soft drink -- er, carbonated beverage. They are now testing the active ingredient (a modification of original form), the chemical name of which is mycoxiphalen. The marketing department has named the soft drink Mount'n Do, and the tentative marketing slogan is Pour yourself a stiff one.

there is absolutely no way I can top that one. Or bottom it for that matter.