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In honor of Jerry's return, I've started this new discussion thread. Oh yea, and cuz it was so long. RELIEF Relaying each lie, I eventually finished. POLITC ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | ||
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POLITC Polly overbaked lasagne in Thanksgiving celebration. HEZHME !! | |||
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~~jerry, Welcome back.. now CW and I can relax.  | |||
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HEZHME Hottentots employing zebras help make emulsions. BLKWHT | |||
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BLKWHT Boys like kohlrabi when heated through. VEGGIE ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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VEGGIE Verily Eve gulped gin in Eden. LIKKER | |||
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LIKKER Letting Isaac kiss Katherine evokes riots! SMOOCH ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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SMOOCH Sam's mistletoe overlooked Opal's charlie horse. SMACKS | |||
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SMACKS She makes a Chinese kabob sizzle. CANTON | |||
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CANTON (I'm not sure this is really Jerry we have back with us, as he didn't continue the kissing theme) Cool and natural, Tom oggled Noreen. VOYEUR ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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VOYEUR Vera often yacks; Edward usually replies LOOKIT Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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LOOKIT Looking out over Kansas is tranquilizing. SMOOTH | |||
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SMOOTH Sorry, Mother. Olivia openly tricked Hortense. CHEATR ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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CHEATR Cinderella's hedonistic entertainment annoyed the relatives. SLPPER | |||
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SLPPER San Francisco's lonely princess proved ever revolting! PUNKIN | |||
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PUNKIN Pinocchio's uncle Norman's knowledge includes noses. SQUASH | |||
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SQUASH Soft quicksand usually allows sinking hamstrings. WREATH | |||
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WREATH Will Rudolph ever allow the holly? ST NICK ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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ST NICK Snow trickles now in Charbonneau's kitchen. (Just kidding, but we are to have flurries Sunday nite.. big panic attack for GA..) THELVS | |||
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THELVS They heard exquisite little voices singing. CAROLS | |||
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CAROLS Can anyone really outdo Leslie Sarony? SISTER Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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SISTER Signorina Irena's spaghetti tastes exactly right. LASGNA | |||
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LASGNA Little angels sing great noisy anthems. HERALD ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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HERALD Her enemies really are little demons. RNDEER | |||
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RNDEER Right now, devilish elves entertain reindeer. NRTHPL | |||
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NRTHPL Nobody's reluctant to hear people laugh. SLEIGH | |||
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SLEIGH Santa laughs, entertaining, infectious great ho-ho's! JOLYELF ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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JOLYELF Jonathon only lets Yolanda eat ladies' fingers. RUDOLF Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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RUDOLF Rhinoceroses usually don't often like frankfurters. WIENER | |||
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WIENER Well, I eventually need eight reindeer. HOHOHO ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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HOHOHO Horatio's outrageous heiroglyphics out-did Hercules's orthography. BLLPNT | |||
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BLLPNT But, Linda Lovelace proved new truths! CHMNEY | |||
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CHMNEY Charles has many new electronic yo-yos. GADGET | |||
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GADGET Greetings and dreadings.... generally, Entertainment Tonight! DRMRBY I keep trying for a Christmas thing, here, ~~~ jerry... Rum pa pa pum.. | |||
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Yea, Jerry is off in another world (he's happy there, at least).  DRMRBY Don't ridicule mama right before Yuletide. YULTID ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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YULTID You usually let Ted imitate David! DREYDL Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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DREYDL Doesn't reality evade young, dangerous lovers? NVIDAD ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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KNOWEL[/b] BTW, why is this a Christmas Card ::: A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ?????? Hint: it has no L in it. | |||
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NVIDAD Nothing very interesting develops .. and ... duh !! KNOWEL Again I am incapable of editing my own posts. This is the first part of my last post which didn't get properly pasted. I'm almost too pissed to post. | |||
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Pissed as in angry, or pissed as in high? KNOWEL Kinfolk neglect old, wise, entertaining legends. STORIS ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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Actually, neither. Just pounced on a place to use that phrase. STORIS Some tell of rain in Spain. TINSEL | |||
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TINSEL Teresa is never Santa's errant lover! SGRPLM | |||
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SGRPLM So Grandma received Pop-pop's long missive? LETTRS ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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LETTRS Let Eunice treat Tom really seriously STAMPS Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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STAMPS Stay there and mend Percy's shorts. ADDRES ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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STAMPS Seeing the angels makes people smile. YULLOG | |||
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[/b]ADDRES A different direction requires extra senses. YULLOG[/b] | |||
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YULLOG Yoga usually loosens legs of grannies. CAROLS ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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CAROLS Carolling and reading old legends suffices. PRSNTS | |||
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PRSNTS Perhaps reading some nice Tolkein suffices. ORNMNT ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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