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Continuing a >500-post thread, beacause they take a long time to load on a dial-up line: Posted December 20, 2005 3:42 PM MANGER Maybe a new gas/electric range? COOKNG | ||
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COOKNG Charlie's only oyster klatsch? New Guinea. GRILLD | |||
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GRILLD Grand Rapids, Iowa, loves Lorna Doones![/b] S HRTBRD | |||
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S HRTBRD See? Her red turban brightens Rudolph's dominion. SEASON | |||
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SEASON Santa's elves are straight out now! NORTH P | |||
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NORTH P Now Orville remembers the huckleberry ... pie. SO GOOD | |||
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SO GOOD Santa often... gave Orville old doughnuts. "Have you been eating too many doughnuts? Your eyes are GLAZED. | |||
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GLAZED Good Lord, Alice! Zelda's eaten doughnuts! CARBOS | |||
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CARBOS ...complained, and received busloads of sandwiches! WT-WCHR | |||
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WTWCHR What the...? We can't have rutabaga? SWEDES Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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SWEDES - ever notice how compact those letters are on the typewriter keyboard? So we each decided: eat sweets!!! NO DIET | |||
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NO DIET No omnivores diet. I eat thoughtlessly ATKINS | |||
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ATKINS At three, Katie imbibed nine sombreros. OVERDO | |||
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OVERDO Oliver voraciously eats rare Dundee oatcakes. SEEFUD | |||
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SEEFUD Silence each evening feels unusually dangerous. BEGOOD ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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BEGOOD Buying everyone gifts often obviates discord IGNORE Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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IGNORE I got nothing, only radical expenditures. CREDIT ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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CREDIT Carolers' reward: extra doughnuts. It's touching! WARMTH | |||
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WARMTH We all remembered marshmallows to heat. S'MORES ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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S'MORES So many opulent restaurants! Eat slowly. MODRTN | |||
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MODRTN My old Dad reads tunes nightly. GARFLD ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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GARFLD giving and receiving friends lovely day CHEERS | |||
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CHEERS Can Hab even entertain rowdy singers? BOSTON | |||
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BOSTON ...but our songs turn on nobody... PLAINT | |||
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PLAINT Pepperoni leads anchovies in national toppings. JUSTIN | |||
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JUSTIN Jurisprudence under supervision (times is nasty!) BKTWRK | |||
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BKTWRK Bess keeps time with royal knights. SWORDS | |||
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SWORDS She will only record depressing songs. SHCROW ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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SHCROW Strange how Carole relies on witchcraft... BUBBLE | |||
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BUBBLE But Unity buys baubles like earrings... SQUEAK Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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SQUEAK Sailors' qualifications usually encourage acquatic knowledge. WETTER | |||
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WETTER White elephants think they're eating rice. TRVGNT | |||
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TRVGNT Traveling rogue varmints gnaw new trees. LOCUST | |||
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LOCUST Lofty orangutans can usually shake them. TREEES ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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TREEES Transient rhinos eat elephants' esparto swinishly TRUNKS Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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TRUNKS Try rounding up new kinds (of) sounds. COLECT ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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COLECT Critical orchestra laddies exhibited collected triangles. RISIBL | |||
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RISIBL Richard is simply inimitably, blatantly loyal. HLPFUL | |||
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HLPFUL He likes playing for uproarious laughter! COMEDY | |||
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COMEDY Can only men entertain dancing elves? FOXTRT | |||
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FOXTRT Foxtrot or X-ray Tango: radio terms DECIDE Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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DECIDE(is this the opposite of cide?) Delivering empty cans is decidedly environmental. RECYCL ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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RECYCL Reverberating environment changes your children - Lamarck MENDEL (Darwin, Schmarwin!) | |||
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MENDEL Minimize evolution now, darling. Everyone's listening. POLITE | |||
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POLITE Please, only list instructive texts, Edward. SCOPES | |||
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SCOPES Save comments on polite English society. TRIALS and tribulations... | |||
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TRIALS To realise is a last step MONKEY Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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MONKEY My oldest nephew kept eating, yesterday. TNAGER | |||
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TNAGER Teenagers need additional groceries... ever ready. REFRIG | |||
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REFRIG Refilling empty frost-free refrigerator is...gnarly! GNARLY | |||
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