In another thread arnie notes that Johnny Rotten now advertises butter (in the UK) and Iggy Pop advertises insurance. He suggests Jimi Hendrix for dental floss and Keith Moon for anger management.

I sense potential here.

Keith Richard for anti-ageing wrinkle cream
Stanley Unwin for elocution lessons
Joan Collins for a speed-dating agency.
Henry VIII for a rival speed-dating agency


I'm sure others will be much better at this than I am. What about it? Any suggestions for unlikely candidates for advertising?

I was going to recommend Quinion for Brylcreem, but I see he has cleaned up his act. So that ad now goes to Albert Einstein.

Einstein should advertise for Just For Men
The Martha's Vineyard Driving School once offered Teddy Kennedy a job
Michael Jackson would have done wonders for Disneyland
George Foreman or the Octomom for Planned Parenthood
The BP CEO for Bounty, the quicker picker-upper