Arggh. Too many threads, too many similar limerick entries, not enough time, not enough attention devoted. Result: two potential deserving winners. Or is it three?

Time for a Solomonic solution: Geoff has deferred to Greg for the moment - Greg should give us our next destination. Geoff should choose the destination after that, regardless of the outcome. (This gives us a chance to write ingeniously without concern that we'll have to host the next set if we're too clever!)

Sound OK ?

So, we don't have to cleave the baby?

(More like cleaving the ameba, and having two
offspring.)

I'll take that as a "yes". If so - Greg: you're
"!t" !

I'd heretofore seen "ameba" spelled "amoeba." If one cleaves an "ameba," does one get a me ba and a you ba?

Take it away, Greg, with or without single-celled critters.