Okay, so the devil made me do it. Lest you all think that I've taken up permanent residence in Prudeville... Things you hear at Thanksgiving Dinner

20 Things That You Can Say Only at Thanksgiving
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1.Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
20. Would you like some butter in your bun?

I love this list, Jo! Someone sent it to me, also, and I've gotten many laughs. Thanks for posting it.

Which is your favorite?

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Caterwauller,

I just asked my husband if he wanted round cornbread or square cornbread . . . he said
"cornbread R square, pie R round . . . wait, pi r squared . . . umm"

it was funny

Somehow, CW, corn seems the right grain here! ;-)
You're a corny cornucopia! Now, explain why "acorn" isn't folowed by "bcorn," etc.

Asa, didn't you know?

bcorn is what the crops are in Iowa, as in "They be corn soon."

ccorn is what you do in Iowa.

dcorn is what they grow in de south of Iowa.

ecorn is internet agrieducation in Iowa.

fcorn is what most Iowa farmers are saying by approximately mid October.

gcorn is what most first time visitors say when driving in Iowa.

hcorn is what you get when walking in the corn fields. "Got me a powerful bad aitch from the corn leaves."

icorn is what genetically engineered corn says when asked to identify itself.

jcorn is what Iowans feed to blue jays.

kcorn is what Iowans say when asked to grow something other than soybeans, as in "'k, I'll grow corn instead this year."

lcorn is what Iowans say when asked if the rack on their wall is a deer. As in, "Nope, that's elk horn."

mcorn is what Iowans say when you ask what those plants are; as in, "Those over there? 'M corn."

ncorn is not found in standard Iowegian. It is rumored that older citizens used to have them in school, probably referring to ink horns.

ocorn is the state anthem of Iowa.

pcorn refers to Iowa deer antlers of more than 8 points. "That buck had a real peak horn.

qcorn is the line in an Iowa movie theater for popcorn, which is oddly popular.

rcorn is how Iowegians identify their crops; especially handy in border disputes. "That there is rcorn."

scorn is what Iowegians have for anyone not from Iowa.

tcorn is eaten by Iowegians in the late afternoon along with a healthy cup of coffee. Tea is for sissies.

ucorn is anything not rcorn.

vcorn is what some Iowegians respond to the question, "What do you do for a living?"

wcorn is what happens when Iowegians put too much fertilizer on the fields. (double ya corn)

xcorn is what is left by November in the Iowa countryside.

ycorn -- y not.

zcorn is what Frenchmen see when they visit Iowa.

Excellent alphabet, Jo!