August 11, 2002, 15:01
MelodyCan you carry a tune?
Don't really know where this goes, so........
I was listening to one of my favorite songs today and there is a line in it that got me to thinking:
"
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket."

Well, you can carry a bucket, and you can carry a tune and
carry means something slightly different in each sense. Put them together, and it is quite comical. Can you think of any more lines like this that make you chuckle?
August 11, 2002, 15:06
Morgan"I'm so broke, I can't afford to pay attention!"

August 12, 2002, 17:42
shufitzThat kid isn't spoiled. He just smells that way.

August 12, 2002, 17:48
Hic et ubique He's so slow he can't even catch a cold.
She's so stupid she flunked her blood test.(OK, I admit it: the original was
pregnancy test.)
August 19, 2002, 18:33
MorganIt is bad manners to break your bread and roll in your soup?

August 23, 2002, 18:18
AngelMy friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong
currant.
July 02, 2006, 16:04
EpiphileZsa Zsa Gabor once observed: "I'm a very good housekeeper. Each time i get divorced, i keep the house.
July 02, 2006, 21:36
KallehWelcome, Epi!

Great quote! It is always fun to bring up these really old threads.
July 05, 2006, 13:43
EpiphileA joke or a thread is never old so long as there is a new audience.
July 05, 2006, 14:13
jerry thomasI was looking for the author of this gem ...
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." ((( * Steven Seagal )))
... and serendipitously I found
THIS, which I think might give us a grin or two.