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"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
September 25, 2008, 23:04
arnie
A dangerous ghost.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
September 26, 2008, 01:05
BobHale
I should be a headline writer...
ZOMBIE ASSASSIN ARSON PROBE
"No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money." Samuel Johnson.
September 26, 2008, 10:24
Myth Jellies
I always thought that Douglas Adams was displaying a lot of creative imagination with his Dirk Gently series. I didn't realize that he was just relaying events heard on the evening news.
Myth Jellies Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
September 26, 2008, 19:07
Kalleh
quote:
I should be a headline writer...
Or maybe a headline proofreader. You really seem to catch them!
September 26, 2008, 22:29
jerry thomas
CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TORCHER
September 27, 2008, 05:39
<Proofreader>
quote:
ZOMBIE ASSASSIN ARSON PROBE
ZOMBIE BUTTBUTTIN BUTTON DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT That's how the politically correct checker would have worded it.
September 27, 2008, 21:32
Myth Jellies
Perhaps "corporeally-challenged" instead of zombie or ghost to be truly PC.
Myth Jellies Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
September 28, 2008, 06:40
zmježd
Somebody, within my hearing, once asked: "Wouldn't the undead simply be the living?
—Ceci n'est pas un seing.
September 28, 2008, 21:11
Myth Jellies
quote:
Wouldn't the undead simply be the living
Only if they are quick
Myth Jellies Cerebroplegia--the cure is within our grasp
