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From tonight's BBC news.

Police believe that Christopher Foster committed suicide after killing his wife and daughter. He then set fire to the house.

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A dangerous ghost.


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I should be a headline writer...


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I always thought that Douglas Adams was displaying a lot of creative imagination with his Dirk Gently series. I didn't realize that he was just relaying events heard on the evening news.


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I should be a headline writer...
Or maybe a headline proofreader. You really seem to catch them! Wink
 
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ZOMBIE ASSASSIN ARSON PROBE

ZOMBIE BUTTBUTTIN BUTTON DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT
That's how the politically correct checker would have worded it.
 
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Perhaps "corporeally-challenged" instead of zombie or ghost to be truly PC.


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Somebody, within my hearing, once asked: "Wouldn't the undead simply be the living?


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Only if they are quick Razz


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