From tonight's BBC news.

Police believe that Christopher Foster committed suicide after killing his wife and daughter. He then set fire to the house.

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A dangerous ghost.

I should be a headline writer...


ZOMBIE ASSASSIN ARSON PROBE

I always thought that Douglas Adams was displaying a lot of creative imagination with his Dirk Gently series. I didn't realize that he was just relaying events heard on the evening news.

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I should be a headline writer...

Or maybe a headline proofreader. You really seem to catch them!

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TORCHER

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ZOMBIE ASSASSIN ARSON PROBE

ZOMBIE BUTTBUTTIN BUTTON DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT
That's how the politically correct checker would have worded it.

Perhaps "corporeally-challenged" instead of zombie or ghost to be truly PC.

Somebody, within my hearing, once asked: "Wouldn't the undead simply be the living?

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Wouldn't the undead simply be the living

Only if they are quick