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Here's a headline from a Pennsylvania newspaper, which could really use a proofreader.
Judge nixes please for man, who's accused of hosting racy underage drinking party, and sneds him to prison for stalking.
 
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Awwww, the poor guy's just dixlysec, taht's awl.


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Here's a line from a Craigslist ad: "Hartley Elementary School is looking for a Certified Teacher to teach Reading during it's after school program..."

I give up! There are no rules for apostrophes!


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Oh my. They do need that Certified Teacher. Wink
 
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Check out this blog headline, not for accuracy for but idiotic behavior.
 
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Originally posted by Proofreader:
Check out this blog headline, not for accuracy for but idiotic behavior.

How does a headline behave idiotically (or otherwise) Proof? Confused


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Hoist by my own petard.

Should have said "...the subject's idiotic behavior...."

Here's a funny parody of those ubiquitous lawyer ads from the BBC.
 
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On the Huffington Post a few minutes ago:

Granny Beats Off Shark
 
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I'm sure the shark was thrilled.

Now, as for your link above: "No chemicals." That pretty well eliminates everything, doesn't it?


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And in Chicago, no less.
 
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