Shortly after Sunflower howled with laughter at her employment application blooper, I got on a model airplane discussion newsgroup. One man was discusing his desire to buy a very expensive ($2,000) model jet engine, but said he didn't because it would cause MIDS: "Modeling Induced Divorce Syndrome."

Oh...that is great, Asa!

I heard one today, too, that unfortunately could be used to describe me:

BDU - Brain Dead User...as in human error in using a computer.