Member posted April 18, 2010 05:13
Last week was National Library Week, and one of my favorite online comics celebrated by re-running
this strip with library-related Tom Swifties. Can you think of others?
*******"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama
Member There's a long thread already running in
Wordplay .
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Member Ah yes, of course, Arnie - thanks!
*******"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama
Member They're so fun, though, aren't they?
<Proofreader> posted September 08, 2012 05:40
"Here, let me put your arm back on," Tom rejoined.
Member "This book has fallen apart," Caterwauller said spinelessly.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
Member I just learned that a Norwegian writer developed the international book cataloging system: Henrik Isbn. He lived in a Doll's House with a compulsive eater named Hedda Gobbler. Her brother with urinary problems, Pee-er Gynt, was An Enemy of The People for having goosed The Wild Duck.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
Member "There's a linguist among us!" Tom said Goofyly.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
<Proofreader> posted September 08, 2012 11:58
"Yes, I am left-handed," said Tom, sinisterly.
Member "Where is the list of goods I shipped," Tom said manifestly.
"Where's the nearest Hobby Lobby," Thomasina said craftily.
"I'll show you exactly what porn I'm talking about, " the senator said explicitly.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
<Proofreader> posted September 08, 2012 13:56
"I had sex with those twins," said Tom, intuitively.
Member Oh, you are bad, Proof!
<Proofreader> posted September 10, 2012 12:54
"I know a doctor who can sew your hand back on," was Tom's rejoinder. "Be careful at the hockey game," said Tom, puckishly. "Sorry I hit your car with my hatchet," said Tom, accidentally.
Member quote:
Originally posted by Proofreader: "Be careful at the hockey game," said Tom, puckishly.
Ford Motor Corporation now makes a car just for hockey players.
http://www.google.com/imgres?i...0CCIQ9QEwAA&dur=3920 It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
Member "Have a heart," Tom said bleedingly!
Member "I need cardiac surgery" said Tom, open heartedly.
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Member "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't wolf your food," Tom said doggedly.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti
<Proofreader> posted September 14, 2012 08:41
"My, what big teeth yu have, grandma,' said 7-year-old (soon to be 8) Red Riding Hood. "How did my foot get up my butt?" asked Tom, contortedly.
<Proofreader> posted September 22, 2012 08:48
"help me sew this meat so we can cook it," Tom lambasted.