I saw two signs today that struck me. The first I thought was funny. It was a local coffee house (I am in Pittsburgh right now), with signs on their coffee:

Small (not tall!)
Medium (what is grande?)
Large (what does vente mean?)

We've talked about Starbucks' terms before, I know, but I loved their making fun of Starbucks.

The second I thought was an oxymoron:

"Gourmet submarines here" I can't think of a submarine sandwich that I'd consider "gourmet," can you?