Someone sent us to a link with quotes a while back, and I particularly enjoyed this one.

"What do atheists scream when they come?" - Bill Hicks

Thought I'd get your opinions and comments.

"One god! Sun God!! Ra Ra Ra !!!

Oh .... you said A-theists. We have no idea (It happens so seldom and scribes are so rarely present)

"What do atheists scream when they come?" - Bill Hicks

Veni! Or, did he mean climaxed?

Ah! You are all so witty! I knew this would be fun!

"What do atheists scream when they come?" - Bill Hicks

Don't forget about me!

"Oy Vey!"

Atheists can also scream "Oh, dear God, yes!", but when they do it is not blasphemy, it simply means "I'm coming!"

"What do atheists scream when they come?"

"Oh! Virge!"


(There's at least two ways to interpret that one.)

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Originally posted by Caterwauller:
"What do atheists scream when they come?"

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Well, there's one way to find out.

Tinman

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Originally posted by jheem:
"What do atheists scream when they come?" - Bill Hicks
Veni! Or, did he mean climaxed?

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Julius Caesar had just conquored Egypt when he first met Cleopatra. Apocryphal records tell that his report back to Rome was Vici vidi veni.

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Originally posted by tinman:
Well, there's one way to find out.

Tinman

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Let me ask my husband what he thinks of that idea, Tin! lol Oh darn . . . all he did was tell me from his experience. He says I'm not allowed to do any field testing at the moment.