December 30, 2003, 12:11
KallehNames of British beers
I know, "not another beer post?" they're saying. Well it
has been awhile, and this did strike my funny bone!

First, last Feb. CJ posted this:
quote:
No, for the record, there is no "Bulldog Drummond Beer." I made it up. I also made up "Hog's Butt 3972 Ale" which he didn't comment on so maybe there is such a thing. There are, after all, over 5,000 beers in the U.K. so maybe I got lucky and named one of them.
Now, fast forward to a few days ago. My assistant, knowing my new fondness for British ales, gave me a gift certificate to Chicago's best-known liquor store that carries a variety of beers and wines. So, I go there looking for bottle-conditioned beers British. I
almost find CJ's "Hog's Butt!" It is called Salopian's "Entire Butt." We had quite a laugh over that one! Shufitz said, "Hon, would you like an "Entire Butt" tonight? The two runners up were RHC's "Ale Mary" and Cropton's "Monkman's Slaughter!" Remember, these are all bottle-conditioned, a rather small percentage of British beers. I wonder why their beer names are so funny!

December 30, 2003, 13:42
Richard EnglishThis is another of the words with several meanings, one of which is "a cask".
The word does not have its North American meaning of "buttocks" in the UK
Richard English
December 30, 2003, 13:58
Richard EnglishOf course, with so many beers to name and their being the need to diferentiate, a plethora of names is inevitable.
There is quite a tradition of using punning or otherwise "clever" names when entitling Britsih beers and you can find out the names of most of the World's bottled beer here:
http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/Some examples: Ash Vine, Hop & Glory; Badger Brewery, Tanglefoot; Brakspear, Bee Sting; Bridge of Allan, Sporran Warmer; Daleside Brewery, Old Legover; Exmoor Ales Ltd, Exmoor Beast Strong Ale; Freeminer Brewery, Deep Shaft Stout; Gibbs Mew, The Bishop's Tipple; Harviestoun, Numbskull Ale; Itchen Valley, Fagins Bottle Conditioned...and that's only as far as the I's!
Richard English
December 30, 2003, 18:16
Hic et ubiqueWhat! Ye hae not lived 'til ye hae savored
Olde Frothingslosh, the
stale pale ale so light that the foam was on the bottom!
January 05, 2004, 20:42
KallehWell, this isn't so funny, but it is a beer word! Amongst the English ales we purchased, we bought a Yorkshire Ale, called "Riggwelter." They had a dictionary definition of "Riggwelter" right on the bottle!
"Riggwelter: from the Old Norse,
rygg - back and velte - to overturn. When a sheep is on its back and cannot get up without help, local dales dialect says its
rigged or
riggwelted."
Has anyone heard of that word?
January 06, 2004, 15:58
C J StrolinYes actually, I have. It was my older sister's nickname in college though she was always vague and evasive when I would ask her why...