While waiting for my wife in a store, I noticed a sign on a door that read, "For your safety, employees only allowed beyond this point." Now that seemed fairly ambiguous to me. Does it mean that only employess were allowed to go behind the doors? Or does it mean employees cannot exit into the store through those doors? Or is there another explanatin?
I would expect the sign to say, "Employees only $79.95." "Only" seems to be a word that retailers have to use when advertising anything and everything. It's absurdly overused.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. -J. Krishnamurti