A former co-worker was married to a pretty, but air-headed African-American woman named Kenya. I asked her if she was named after her ancestral country. She had no idea what I was talking about, having never heard of an African country named Kenya!

As for a leppo, maybe Gary Johnson is really an erudite fellow, and he thought the question concerned Fra Lippo Lippi?

My brother's first wife was an airhead. One evening we were sitting around talking and started watching a program which featutred sme guy sailing the Pacific in a yacht having various adventures. The girl used the program as an excuse to leave by saying, as the boat charged through heavy seas, "Let's go. You know I don't like Westerns."

We all laughed, but later I realized that ship was as far west as it was possible to be.