Since the US Feudal Communications Commisars began allowing drug lords to advertise their wares on television, it seems they've all vied with one another to come up with sillier and sillier product names. In honor of the rumoured 50th anniversary reunion of Monty Python, how about coming up with funny definitions of drug names?

I'll start with Xanax: Where Kubla Kahn lived

Neurofen - Fen plants more potatoes
Paracetamol- the pretty birds were very greedy

Elidel - Hebrew term for getting rid of a deity.