You probably know that pretty well whatever happens on their tube journey to work, most Londoners will ignore it and carry on pretending there is no-one else nearby.

Here is an example of an election day stunt with girls wearing masks of party leaders George Brown and David Cameron. Perhaps if Brown and Cameron ever used the tube like hoi polloi the passengers would have raised an eyebrow or two.

BTW, note the reference to "poll dancers". I assume it's intended as a pun...

Hmmmm... I notice the last fellow left his brolly behind.

I think it belonged to Mary Poppins.

I think the girl with the larger bum was inviting a merry pop-in.

Very funny, arnie. As I said on the chat today with Bob, it's comforting to know that it's not just Americans who have political zoos going on.