You probably know that pretty well whatever happens on their tube journey to work, most Londoners will ignore it and carry on pretending there is no-one else nearby.
Here is an example of an election day stunt with girls wearing masks of party leaders George Brown and David Cameron. Perhaps if Brown and Cameron ever used the tube like hoi polloi the passengers would have raised an eyebrow or two.
BTW, note the reference to "poll dancers". I assume it's intended as a pun...
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
