Yesterday I drove past the Ball State University chapter of Sigma Tau Delta, the English honors society. They must be an awfully licentious bunch, since in English, that's STD!

In my long-ago undergrad days there was a sorority on campus called Sigma Delta Tau, which was shamefully referred to as "60 Dirty T**ts." (typical of late '60's misogyny at a 4:1 male:female U)

In my day the TKE fraternity had a terrible reputation of being lecherous drunks. I wonder if it has changed. On the website it says "Better men for a better world." That certainly wasn't the case then.