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October 09, 2003, 21:49
Kalleh
Misuse of pronouns
A famous advertisement came out just after the War with an ambiguous use of the pronoun "it." Yet, its very presence ensured that the
advertisement has never been forgotten. Simply the advertisement read:

"Don't kill your wife with work - let electricity do it!"

Any other funny examples of misuses of pronouns? Or just plain funny examples of writing? In looking for misplaced pronouns, I found this: "Sorry to hear you narrowly escaped death."
October 09, 2003, 21:55
tinman
quote:
Originally posted by Kalleh:

A famous advertisement came out just after the War with an ambiguous use of the pronoun "it."

"Don't kill your wife with work - let electricity do it!"

Any other funny examples of misuses of pronouns?


I don't see that the word "it" is either ambiguous or misused in that sentence. The meaning is clear. If you want to kill your wife, electrocute her.

Tinman
October 10, 2003, 08:01
Richard English
I saw a policeman with his dog in the pub; he was scratching his ear with his foot.

Richard English
October 10, 2003, 19:04
tinman
Here's an old one:

"He was at death's door, but the doctor pulled him through."

Tinman
October 10, 2003, 19:15
shufitz
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

Eight new choir robes are needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
October 10, 2003, 22:44
tinman
She chased him through the church and caught him by the organ.

Tinman
October 11, 2003, 19:19
Kalleh
Oh, now that is hilarious! Big Grin Wink

It reminds me of some humorous examples I have seen of student nurses' charting.