The classic Shavian way of spelling fish is ghoti, with gh as in enough, o as in women, ti as in na[tion. One could "spell" it as it is pronounced in IPA (link) /'fɪʃ/. The thing to do would be to find all the ways of representing /f/, /ɪ/, and /ʃ/ in English orthography and recording all permutations. For /f/ there is {f}, {ph}, and {gh}. I leave the rest as an exercise for the reader. (NB, some permutations will be funnier than others.)
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And of course there is always "phishing." Recently I was on Craig's List helping our son look for a car. We found a good deal (a red flag of course!), and I contacted the seller. Sure enough, when they asked to do this in the safest way, through eBay's safe harbor, I contacted eBay and found it was all a phishing fraud. I am glad I found out before it was too late!