Apparently the dialect is now extinct since there is nothing on the page.

Using only logic and no experience I got 50%

I got 7/10

I went back after seeing the previous posts but I still get a page with nothing but a heading, a blank space after a few lines of type, followed by a comment section. Is there a secret method for finding the quiz?

Obviously (as a native) I got ten out of ten. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to let you take the quiz twice or I'd reproduce the questions for you, proofreader. I don't know why you can't see it. There should be a clickable link in that blank space.

OK. I opened it in another browser. The questions were.
1. What is a "wench"?
a) an adjustable spanner b) a woman c) a mood

2.What is a "cakehole"?
a) a bakery b) a tin c) a mouth

3. If you admire someone's "clobber", what are you referring to?
a) clothes b)fighting skills c) tools

4. If something is "bostin" it is...
a) broken b) great c) at bursting point

5. What is a "bob-owler"?
a) moth b) horn c) alarm

6.A "cut" is what?
a) an injury b)a cake c) a canal

7."Donnies" refer to what?
a) Hands b) Kebabs c) men

8. If someone is "yampy" they are...
a) mad b) whiney c) sad

9. If someone is "half-soaked" they are
a) violent b) drunk c) slow-witted or lazy

10. A "fizzog" is what?
a) a face b) a sweet c) a drink

There you go, proof.

Let me add a few more of my own for those who already did the quiz.

11. A "bibble" is
a) a small stone b) a napkin c) a football

12. If someone is "bletherin'" he is
a) making a fuss b) being indecisive c) crying

13. "Cag-mag" is
a) inedible food b) a sporting newspaper c) left-handed

14. A "cockaver" is
a) an aphrodisiac b) a hard punch c) a chicken

15. If you "lamp" someone you
a) beat him up b) shine a light on him c) educate him

16. If you "myther" someone you
a) treat him kindly b) treat him unkindly c) irritate him

17. "Scratchings" are
a) Left over food b)fried pork rind c) meatballs

18. If you offer someone a "suck" you are offering him
a) oral sex b) candy c) a kiss

19. A "wammel" is
a) a bus or coach b) a gardening tool c) a mongrel dog

20. "Sheed" means
a) to undress b) to drive erratically c) to spill liquid

Still no one having a go. I'm disappointed.

I've sent you a PM with my guesses.

7/10 for the ones from the paper, 8/10 for my additions so 15/20 altogether. Not bad. I've pm'd the ones you missed.

The ones you missed from mine were because you went for my deliberate spoilers.

I don't mind taking these and finding the answers by myself, but I don't like others seeing my answers and thinking I'm stupid. Ridiculous, I know, but the truth.

PM me then. I can keep a secret.