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"The obnoxious electrician shocked me again," Tom said, repulsively.

“Just let me straighten out the wiring that loathsome electrician of yours was supposed to have fixed,” said Tom revoltingly.

"I intend to measure this electrical current," said Tom, Ohminously.

"Electric eels eat anything," said Tom, Ohmnivouriously.

That glow is called "St Elmo's Fire" Tom said ionically.

"Did you read my newspaper column about Greek architecture?" said Tom ionically. "You saw how it looks as though it's rusting?" he added ironically.

"I am a resistor of current charges," Count Volta said ampereiously.

BTW, since Donald T. Rump opposes she-males in the military, does that make him a transistor?

Transpeople are from Transylvania.

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Transpeople are from Transylvania.

You mean they've come out of the closet and into the woods? Or, in keeping with the electric theme, they use Sylvania brand lights? https://www.sylvania.com/en-us/Pages/default.aspx

Did Count Volta's defectors escape through a tunnel diode? https://www.google.com/search?...ceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

"Looks like this race is coming down to the wire!" cried Tom electrifyingly. "Stay tuned for the shocking conclusion!"

(When he added "But first, a word from our sponsor," I switched off.)

You win Hab I've been discharged.

"There's a character in a sci-fi movie I'd like for President," said Tom, electronically.

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"There's a character in a sci-fi movie I'd like for President," said Tom, electronically.

"...and there's one who did become President," said Tom electronically.

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[QUOTE]"Poetry sucks," said Tom conversationally.

"I believe I have a poem to suit your needs," said Tom, perversely.

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"'''," said Tom, perversely.

You remind me of my high school senior play, in which I had the co-lead. One scene required me to kiss the maid, played by a girl who was very enthusiastic about her part. I was not, and referred to it as the "ob-scene." I was much more interested in the girl who had the other lead, a delightful girl who went on to minor success in Hollywood. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0610400/


"All this mud in Warsaw has been rough on the shine on my shoes", Tom said Polishly.

"I'll have the tête de veau," said Tom cerebrally.


"I'll get my revenge... later," said Tom coldly.


"Do you have biftek hâché?" minced Tom.
"You mean a burger?" asked Dick vulgarly.
"Just give me a bag of potato chips," said Harry wisely.

"What's the meaning of Easter?" Tom asked, crossly.

"I think I have a flat," said Tom, tiredly.

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"What's the meaning of Easter?" Tom asked, crossly.

Bah, humbug! Bring back the goddess! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%92ostre Tom said fecundly.

"*#!% women!" Tom said effeminately.

Tom finished Brittanica "M". "And now for the next one!" he cried entomologically.

"Don't quote me," Tom warned excitedly.

Tom opened his trenchcoat expansively.

"I love these ice cream concoctions" said Tom, shakily.

"I must stop shedding tears," Tom decried.

"I enjoy listening to high school singing groups," said Tom. gleefully.

"Dropping that chain saw cost me part of my arm," said Tom, offhandedly.

"I don't know why I'm never on time," said Tom, belatedly.

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