http://www.oregonlive.com/port...as_high_on_drug.html

Note in the text that he says, "You caught me red handed." Perhaps his grip was too tight? Portland, Oregon prides itself on being weird. This jerk (off) is really doing his part!

Around here he'd be prosecuted as a "uni-sexual" offender.

So, do you think he should be registered as a sex offender? I wish there were more judges like that. I think the courts have become way too punitive.

Another bizarre Oregon headline - this time suggesting he's proud of his knickers: "Portland Filmmaker James Westby Presents New Shorts"

Wow...with a literalist like me, that one is murder!