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Trying to get that limerick past the workshopping process in something resembling its original form was one of the reasons I lost interest in the OEDILF. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. | |||
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Yes, Arnie, it can be difficult. We are still barraged by the cicadas... The cicadas are screaming and crying; They are crawling all over...and flying. The trees are all covered; The ground is just smothered. Thank goodness in weeks they'll be dying! | |||
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When you get those cicadas you'll beat them If you creep up and carefully greet them. Don't scare them away Just collect some each day Then cook them and gleefully eat them. See here http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/food/404989,FOO-News-det06.article Richard English | |||
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Yes. I've heard that this year's Taste of Chicago will feature cicadas. Shu has promised to eat some, so he'll let you know how they taste. I just don't have the nerve, after looking into their beady little eyes! | |||
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BACK TO ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA Been slapping my forehead for weeks Trying to one-up our word-nerdy geeks With a limerick where "St. John" Rhymes with more than just "injun" But alas, I have not the techniques. | |||
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You can't find a good rhyme for St John? Well how about hair with a fringe on? Or a door with a hinge on A towel with a singe on -- Gosh - I'm getting a St rhyming binge on. Richard English | |||
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The cicadas are now calming down, And soon they will get out of town. Then in 17 years... We'll give them 3 cheers. (Though by then I do hope I'm around!) The rhyming isn't perfect, I know. It is amazing to think how old one will be in 17 years! I imagine life will be very different then. | |||
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Now Kalleh I'm perfectly sure That in this space of time (maybe more) Though the years may fly by And hard though they try -- You'll still only look thirty-four. Richard English | |||
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Back to the thread, as it's shortly time for the annual shindig at Henley http://www.hrr.co.uk/ I am prompted to submit this. Incidentally, my mother used to live in Henley and Regatta week was always a highlight of our visits. Brakspeare's wonderful beer... The Regatta at Henley-on-Thames Brings girls out all covered in ghames. But sadly my eyes Are drawn to their theyes And the dizzying height of their hames. Richard English | |||
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Not a limerick, but it seems to belong here with all our cicada limericks. We went to an outdoor concert performance last night at Ravinia, and their program had this review of the 17-year cicadas: Consider the major historical events occurring in those years of cicada infestations: 1905: Russian sailors mutiny on the battleship Potemkin. 1922: Mussolini's Facists march on Rome. 1939: Germany invades Poland. 1956: Soviet tanks roll into Hungary. 1973: Arab oil embargo creates crisis throughout industrialized world. 1990: Iraq invades Kuwait. 2007: Donald Trump calls Rosie O'Donnell "a big fat pig." | |||
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I was researching American vs British pronunciation and look what I found! I. A young man named Chalmondley Colquhoun, Once kept for a pet a babolquhoun, His aunt said "Chalmondley! Do you think it quite Calmondley To feed a babolquhoun with a spolquhoun?" II. A lively young damsel named Menzies Inquired: "Do you know what this thenzies?" Her aunt, with a gasp, Replied: "It’s a wasp, And you’re holding the end where the stenzies." | |||
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Can't seem to find this one on-line, so I'm going by memory: There once was a lady from Worchestershire Who Yorchestershire to crow like a Rorchestershire. She was rumored to climb Seven trees at a time But her Sirchestershire Yorchestershire Borchestershire. | |||
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By the way, as discussed here, a Gilbert and Sullivan song rhymes two three-syllable words, one being "palaces", the other beginning with the f-sound. To their British ears, fallacies qualified as a rhyme, but to a US ear it would have to be phalluses.
Replying, we sing As one individual, As I find I'm a king, To my kingdom I bid you all. I'm aware you object To pavilions and palaces, But you'll find I respect Your Republican fallacies. | |||
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There once was a lady from Worchestershire I think you need to drop the -shires, which IIRC would be pronounced. Found online. There once was a lady from Worcester Who uorcest to crow like a rorcester She uorcest to climb Two trees at a time But her sicester uocest to borcester And an alternate here. A sensitive lady from Worcester. At a ball met a fellow who gorcester; A lecherous guy With blood in his eye, So she ducked out before he sedorcester. There is a Worcester, MA. My father-in-law's father worked in a factory there early in the last century. I also known a few people from Worcester, and I always love hearing them pronounce it in Massachusettsese. —Ceci n'est pas un seing. | |||
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There is a limerick written by a character in one of Isaac Asimov's Black Widower stories, "Out of Sight", it is printed there in all caps, so I'll do the same. YOU CAN'T CALL THE BRITISH QUEEN MS. TAIN'T AS NICE AS ELIZABETH IS. BUT I THINK THAT THE QUEEN WOULD BE EVEN LESS KEEN TO HAVE HERSELF MENTIONED AS LS. | |||
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I once thought Ms to be an abbreviation for which there is no original word and thus "Mizz" seemed correct. However, I did read once that it was actually an abbreviation for "mistress" used in its early sense (that is, a lady of unspecified marital status, not an adulterous partner). If this were true, then Ms should be pronounced mistress (not mizz), as Mr is pronounced mister (not merr). But I doubt that will happen since "mizz" is so entrenched. Richard English | |||
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The rhyme doesn't work perfectly since "Worcester" is pronounced "wouster", with the short "oo" sound as in "could". "Rooster" is pronounced with a slightly longer "oo" as in "goose". Or it is in my dialect, anyway. Richard English | |||
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Well? How did those big beetles crunch? Did you eat just a few, or a bunch? Did you get them deep-fried, or with chocolate or pied? Did you save some for next day at lunch? ******* "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama | |||
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A lazy young chap called McMahon Threw all of his socks in a bahon. Than he set it on fire And as it burned higher, Said "Easier to buy than to dahon". Richard English | |||
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Richard, if you can provide a translation it will be easier for me to understand. As is, it's impossible. Thanks. ~~~~~~ jerry | |||
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McMahon is an English surname. The "Mahon" component is pronounced "Marn" Richard English | |||
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understand To make matters even worse, Jerry, British English, in its RP variety, is a non-rhotic dialect of English. So that what Richard writes as "Marn" he would pronounce as /mɑn/ in IPA so as to rhyme, to our ears, with pond sans the final -d. Funny enough, in my US dialect of English, I would pronounce the proper name McMahon so that it would not rhyme with barn or darn: thus /mək'mejən/ in IPA, having two syllables in rapid or three in careful speech. Though, I have heard others in the States pronounce the name to rhyme with man /mək'mæn/. —Ceci n'est pas un seing. | |||
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Thanks, zmježd Now I get it. * * ** *** ***** ******** ***** *** ** * * A lazy young fellow named Jake Threw all of his socks in the lake As they all disappeared Jake muttered, "how weird! This Limerick's an obvious fake, since it has absolutely nothing to do with the eccentricities of English spelling." * * ** *** ***** ******** ***** *** ** * * Another young fellow named Lee Had bare feet -- no dahoned sox -- you see. This benighted young fool On returning from school Lost them all in the WC | |||
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Yep. Me too. There once was a woman named Kalleh, Who couldn't earn even a dollar (English proununciation) Explaining logistics Of Wordcraft's linguistics. In language she's hardly a scholar. (Once again...English or east coast pronunciation.) So, my British friends, do Kalleh, dollar and scholar rhyme? If not, does anything rhyme with Kalleh? | |||
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There are loads of words I rhymed with Kalleh: There's Sally and valley and alley. But now you all holler, This word rhymes with dollar -- Are you saying a dollar's a "dally"? Richard English | |||
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In the U.S. the a in Kalleh has the "ah" sound, and the eh sound much like eh sounds. So it is pronounced: KAH-leh. You put y on the end? I thought it would be similar to your pronunciation of idea, which you say as idear. I thought this would be pronounced as Kaller. There is nothing in American English, as far as I know, that rhymes with our pronunciation of Kalleh. | |||
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EH is usually pronounced as a short diphthong "a" in my dialect. As in "hay" or "say". But it can also be a short pure "e" as in "see". But this is less common. So my guess is that you are pronouncing "Kalleh" as "cah-lay". Few perfect rhymes but "parley" is pretty close and "barley", "Charlie", "Harley" and "gnarly" all seem reasonably close as well. Richard English | |||
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One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Kallooh! Kalleh!" He chortled in his joy. Kalleh, you were one of the first WordCrafters I met when I joined this outfit. This being visual and not audio, I thought your name would sound as it does in the above edited version of Jabberwocky, where it rhymes with "day." Some time later I heard you pronounce it with the final syllable sounding much like what linguists call "schwa." But I had never seen "schwa" spelled "eh," and by then Kallay was ingrained in my head, as it will probably remain. ~~~~ jerry | |||
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If the last syllable as a shwa, then there are a few more possibilities (including "dollar" pronounced the with the first syllable as "ah"). And, of course, "parlour". Richard English | |||
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I guessed that Kalleh's name was pronounced /'kɑlə/ as it was based on the Yiddish word כלה (kale) 'bride; daughter-in-law' which, in turn, is from the Hebrew כלה (kalāh) of the same meaning. Since both words are written in a different alphabet, I just assumed that Kalleh used an ad hoc transliteration, along the lines of challah for braided egg bread (with which word I would rhyme Kalleh), when picking her online name. —Ceci n'est pas un seing. | |||
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I thought that Kalleh was pronounced like the "Cal" at the beginning of the word California and ending with Leh which rhymes with heh (which Strolin uses on line to indicate laughter " heh heh heh"). But to my raised in the Chicago suburbs ears, this does NOT rhyme with dollar and scholar, which to me rhyme with holler. | |||
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But what can one rhyme well with Trossl? Well we have a thrush called a throstle; Apostle's a rhyme And colossal's sublime -- But the best rhyme, I fear, is a fossil. Richard English | |||
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[hic, liking RE's creation, but unable to pass up the chance to tweak CJ] Ahem! Quite some time ago, I responded to TrossL's sad tale of her failed attempt to get CJ (the self-proclaimed King-of-the-limerick) "under the mistletoe". She related:
You'd dive in, your drunk senses reeling You'd throw him a pass He'd miss it, dumb ass! Too much eggnog, so how are you feeling?
Passed out – and passed up opportunity? To fumble a pass From a passionate lass Is not just being passive – it's lunacy. The excuse CJ gives is complex, But the truth of it shouldn't perplex. It wasn't was compunction, But rather, disfunction: De minimis, non curat Rex. Forget about CJ, dear TrossL: Only his ego's collossL. When you can be had By a lusty young lad, Who needs a shriveled old fossL? | |||
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Well TrossL now here is the RiddL Do you go for the top or the MiddL? I reckon I know And could easily show -- For the best tunes you need an old FiddL! Richard English | |||
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A riddle you say? Here's my answer... While the young lad can do it again, (and again, and again, and again!) If it's all up to me, I'd much rather be In bed with the well rehearsed men. 'Cause the men with experience know How to make women sigh and to glow; And to gasp and to pant Like those quickies just can't-- All my favors on them I bestow. | |||
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Hoo...it's getting hot in here on Wordcraft! As for Kalleh, I first found it in a Yiddish book, but since then I have heard it pronounced by a Rabbi. I used to pronounce it like Cal, too, TrossL, but the Rabbi prounounced it KAH-leh, so I used him as my authority. Maybe he just had a cold! | |||
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Well TrossL I hope that you'll go To Columbus, so then you might know At the Wordcraft Convention (Which I thought I'd just mention) Whether this fiddle still has its bow. Richard English | |||
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Out of the blue came the following ... posted here and now For What It's Worth ..... A blonde who was typically dumb, Intellectually number than numb, Mixed up the mixtures Developing pictures Saying, "Some day my good prints will come." © 2007 jerry thomas | |||
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